Newcastle upon Tyne, for two
Dirty weekends in Newcastle, planned for the two of you
We plan dirty weekends in Newcastle for couples who want a proper bed, a good dinner and nowhere to be in the morning. Tell us the occasion and what you both enjoy, and we will sort the hotel, the table and the extras.
- Romantic hotels
- Dinner for two
- Discreet planning
Two ways in
Plan a whole weekend or book something special for two
Some couples want everything handled, from the room to the last slow breakfast. Others already have a hotel and simply want a spa slot or a dinner table sorted.
Dirty weekends
One or two nights in a romantic hotel with a big bed, a good dinner and no alarm set. We plan it around your occasion, from a first trip together to a long overdue night off.
Plan a dirty weekend
Experiences for two
Couples' spa time, a cocktail masterclass, a candlelit dinner or a room styled before you walk in. Add one to your weekend, or book it on its own for a date night.
See experiencesWhat we organise
What we organise for a weekend away together
Hand us the whole weekend or just the parts you would rather not think about. Everything is built around your dates, your budget and what you both enjoy.
The right hotel room
We shortlist romantic hotels with proper beds and good baths. Late check-outs and upgrades are requested wherever the hotel offers them.
Dinner for two
We book a table that fits the mood, from a quiet corner to a room with a river view. We also keep the walk back to the hotel short.
Couples' spa time
A side by side treatment takes the edge off a busy week. We fit it in where it leaves the afternoon free for doing very little.
Cocktails and date nights
A cocktail masterclass for two or a good nightcap gives the evening some fizz. We keep it to a couple of stops so the night ends where it should.
Room styling and extras
Petals, LED candles or a cheeky hamper can be waiting when you open the door. We check the hotel's house rules before booking anything.
Quiet, discreet planning
Our emails have plain subject lines, and nothing embarrassing appears on a bill. If it is a surprise, your partner stays in the dark until you say so.
Occasions
What is the occasion for your weekend away?
Most couples come to us with a reason, even when the real one is that you have not had a night alone in months.
First weekend away
The first trip together is exciting and a little nerve-racking. We pick a hotel and a pace that let you relax into it.
First weekends
Parents' night off
Sleep, dinner eaten with cutlery and a lie-in that nobody interrupts. You stay close enough to get home easily on Sunday.
Without the kids
Anniversary weekend
A good anniversary weekend reminds you both why you started. We add the touches that make it feel like an occasion.
Anniversaries
Surprise weekend away
You tell us the plan and we keep it quiet. Your partner finds out as much or as little as you like.
Surprises
Valentine's weekend
February fills up early, so it pays to plan ahead. We can steer you away from crowded set menus.
Valentine'sWhy Newcastle
Why pick Newcastle for a dirty weekend?
Newcastle is compact, which matters when you only have a weekend. Hotels, restaurants and bars sit close together, so dinner is a short stroll from your room and nobody waits for taxis.
The city also looks good after dark. A walk along the Quayside with the Tyne Bridge and the Millennium Bridge lit up is properly romantic, and the grand streets of Grainger Town are made for a slow Saturday.
The Metro reaches Tynemouth and the coast in about half an hour, and Central Station sits right in the middle of the city.
What couples like about the city
- A walkable centre with everything close by.
- Riverside walks between the bridges.
- The coast a short Metro ride away.
- Direct trains into Central Station.
How it works
How does planning a weekend with us work?
Tell us the basics
Use the quote form to share your dates, the occasion and a rough budget. A line about what you both enjoy helps a lot.
Get your plan by email
We send a suggested weekend with hotel options and extras that suit you. Payment options are explained in your quote.
Shape it together
Swap the hotel, add a spa slot or drop the cocktails for an earlier night. We only book once you are happy.
Turn up and switch off
You get one clear itinerary with times and addresses. The only decision left is how late you go down for breakfast.
Packages
Four weekend styles to start from
These are the shapes most weekends take, so you have something to react to. Each one pairs with our romantic hotels in Newcastle and changes as much as you like.
The Lie-In
One night, a late check-out requested and dinner close by. Breakfast happens whenever you surface.
The Dirty Weekend
The classic Friday to Sunday, with a slow first evening and a full Saturday. Sunday morning is for staying put.
The Midweek Escape
Hotels are quieter during the week and often better value. It suits couples who can take a weekday off.
The Big Occasion
For anniversaries, proposals and milestone birthdays, we build the weekend from scratch. Room styling, spa time and surprises can all be added.
Questions
Common questions about dirty weekends in Newcastle
How many nights should we book?
One night works if you mainly need a break and a lie-in. Two nights is the classic, because the first evening is for unwinding and the second is when you properly relax.
Can you get us a late check-out?
We request one on every booking where the hotel offers it. It depends on how busy the hotel is, so we tell you their answer before you travel.
Will anything cheeky show up on our bills or emails?
No. We use plain subject lines and plain descriptions, so nothing awkward appears on a statement or in a shared inbox.
Do you plan weekends for all couples?
We do, as long as you are both 18 or over. We plan for couples of every kind, from new lovers to people who have been together for decades.
Start planning
Ready to plan your dirty weekend?
Send us your dates and a few wishes using the quote form. We will reply with a tailored plan for the two of you, a clear price and honest advice on where to stay and eat in Newcastle.